The staff is rude. The worst part is that the dorky managers/bouncers/workers are HATERS!!!
If they see you having too much fun, they will kick you out!!
At least one person from my group will get kicked out each time. Be careful of envious workers!!!
Dear Marco L.,
We appreciate your use of “dorky” and “haters” in the same sentence. Cool haters seem to be so cliché, are we right?!?
As for having too much fun…well, here’s our defense to that allegation. Several years ago, we invested in Fun-O-Meter goggles that we made all of our staff wear. We thought it was a good idea in order to ensure that people were having just the right amount of fun…not too much, and not too little. However, the goggles were awfully large and unattractive, and ended up breaking easily when they came in contact with champagne. So now, we have no goggles and have to rely on our common sense. When “too much fun” turns into falling on the ground or causing others to not have fun, we have limit it. Sometimes “too much fun” makes you act like jerk…therefore, we sometimes have to turn into “dorky haters” to ensure the jerky-ness doesn’t spread to the guests who are having just the right amount of fun. We also don’t want “too much fun” to cause any harm to you.
And in response to our “envious workers”…you’re right! Our workers ARE in fact envious of your fun because if they work for us, they are under strict rules not to have ANY fun. Ever. In fact, we have one pair of goggles left that only managers wear to ensure no fun is being had by our staff. We feel it’s better that way.
Please accept our dorky felt apologies in the utmost hater kind of way.